EL TOPO: I think I need a rape shower

I am not well acquainted with the work of Alejandro Jodorowsky. What a renaissance madman; film maker, philosopher, shaman, author, lecturer and he probably works at a vet ER and saves puppies on the weekends.

So I went to see El Topo, one of the original "midnight movies"...Oh man, I felt so dirty. The movie was dirty. Filthy even. But in the best necessary way possible. This film was a psycho-delic spaghetti western with Catholic imagery, drag queens, amputees, midget sex and more. Yes, I loved it but I think I need a nice long hot rape shower afterwards.

BP CARES- it's a hoax

BP Cares the party/clothing line/PR campaign masterminded by the renegade lifestyle website/store front, Street Giant is a GIANT HOAX. I don't understand why they would do this. I find it really insensitive and unnerving that they are treating this matter like it's a big fucken joke. BP sucks and by starting a tshirt line called BP Cares (Ok, I get it, irony city) and throwing an art show with really good art showcasing the devastation reflected in some really talented artists' works is like giving Idi Amin a cooking show on the Food Network.

I don't find it funny at all. I don't like the joke. I know they are trying to terrorize the public image of BP but like it's already toast. This kind of exposure to sell some t-shirts seems really fucked up.

HIPSTERS COME TO THE AID OF BP- I GAG

THIS WAS AN EVENT I GOT INVITED TO ON FB. WHEN I READ THIS, I WAS LIKE, "NO FUCKEN WAY, THIS CAN'T BE FUCKEN REAL." IF THIS IS GENUINE, I FEEL SORRY FOR THE HIPSTER SHITHEADS DANCING AND DRINKING CRAPPY BEER TO REPAIR THE "SOILED IMAGE" OF BP. THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO REPAIR YOUR IMAGE- WHAT? BY USING THE SCENE, ART AND FASHION AS A BAND-AID TO COVER UP THE FUCKEN HORRIFYING ENVIRONMENTAL GENOCIDE AND THE POOR FISHERMEN IN THE GULF.
"BP has lost a lot of good oil, a lot of money and worst yet, people have lost respect for the brand."---TELL THAT TO ALL THE PLANTS ANIMALS AND WORKING CLASS PEOPLE ON THE GULF COAST. FUCK YOU BP- YOU'RE THE ENVIRONMENTAL HITLER OF CORPORATIONS. THERE ARE MORE OUT THERE BUT YOUR DUMB ASS GOT CAUGHT IN THE ACT.

We, the good people who work for @BPGlobalPR, are deeply saddened about the terrible publicity BP has received since the oil started spilling into the Gulf of Mexico over two months ago. The spill has been an absolute nightmare. BP has lost a lot of good oil, a lot of money and worst yet, people have lost respect for the brand. This is why we want you to help us save it- we are pleased to announce the BP Cares Art Show and Sexy Party at De La Barracuda on July 10!! You can do your part by coming out and drinking free beer, looking at art, buying some stuff and dancing your face off. Unfortunately, most of the proceeds have to go the Gulf Restoration Network. They are a bunch of hippies trying to preserve and protect the Gulf of Mexico from this current spill and future spills. Blah blah, BORING.

We've got super cool artists like:

Ken Garduno
Skull Phone
Jeff McMillan
Andrew Foster
Mattia Biagi and more.

A $5 donation will have you boozing down from 1-8 pm AND doing your part to help repair BP's image in the community. After all, it's not just about the devastated people and wildlife in the Gulf, it's also about making money and getting people to like us again.

Yours Truly,
The BPGlobalPR team@bpglobalpr on Twitter

Pre- Order your $5.00 donation here:
http://www.streetgiant.bigcartel.com/product/bp-cares-5-00-donation

***Disclaimer - @BPGlobalPR is in no way associated with the real BP. The company that has been destroying the gulf for the last 80 days.

Annie and Nam KBBQ

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